Legion of the Dead (2002)

Running Time:
84 Minutes

Starring: Michael Carr, Russell Friedenberg, Kimberly Liebe, Matthias Hues, Hank Stone

Written and Directed By:
Olaf Ittenbach

Produced By:
Michael J. Poettinger and Claudia Quirchmayr

Darkest greetings! Linda here. I was not happy with this movie at all. The film opened with a wierd desert-around-the-time-of-Christ scene that didn't lend any importance to the film whatsoever. After the 5 minute opener we jump into a scene where two friends are sitting around getting stoned talking about whether we had a "moo-moo" or "pee-pee" first. At about 8 minutes and 45 seconds into the film I wanted to shut it off, but I decided to give the film the benefit of the doubt. The plot left much to be desired. There were atleast 5 different stories happening that should have led into one and each one got more and more worthless. I gathered that the whole point was that two guys were trying to gather up a legion of the dead for Satan himself, but between the From Dusk til Dawn spoofs, the Steven Seagal look-alike trying to save everyone, and the bad acting I just couldn't follow it. I shut off the movie with 20 minutes left to it. I do not recommend this movie to anyone who has a pulse unless you intend on using it for background make-out music. Total thumbs down across the board.

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